Jay Leno and Me

I may be sixty, but I'll tell you,
my shoulders are a lot older than
my penis.

"What," asks Jay, "does that mean:
My shoulders are a lot older than
my penis?"

"It means," I reply, "whatever we,
you and I, decide it means,
but I'll tell you, you get a lot of points
for saying penis
on network."

"Amen," says Jay, shaking my
hand.